Constance 'Dusty' Miller
Chinese Cops Bust Computers Busting Porn
Ring. Keep Up Good Work. (ShanghaiList.)
Since
the regime’s crackdown on porn, Police Porn Analyst is the fastest-growing job
category in the nation.
Don’t
tell Stephen Harper that. There are thousands of Conservative sympathizers who
would just love to sit around at seventy grand a year analyzing porn for
criminal activity.
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Former Royal Navy Guy Steals Waterproof
Clothing In Bizarre Fetish. (WesternMorningNews.)
Keep
those galoshes locked up, boys and girls. Unless you’re wearing them on the train.
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Japan’s Mystery-Train-Ejaculator-On-Women
Finally Caught.
(Metro.)
Hmn.
Interesting. The gentleman has obviously overcome the social fear of
ejaculating on someone on the train.
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Glenn Burnie Man Gets 11 Years for Sex
Trafficking.
(MyFox.)
Prosecutors
say Tinsley met a 15-year-old runaway in downtown Baltimore in May 2013 and
asked her to live with him at a motel. Prosecutors say the two began having
sex, and soon after that, Tinsley encouraged the girl to prostitute herself to
pay for the motel room and provide him with additional money.
Prosecutors
say Tinsley monitored the girl's sexual encounters, and sometimes negotiated
the deals himself.
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Man With Enlarged Penis Can No Longer
Have Sex. (citi97.3)
Micha
Stunz, 45, has enlarged his penis with silicon injections and now owns a member
weighing approximately 4.3kg.
If you
are wondering its dimensions, it is currently 3.5 inches wide and 9 inches
long.
German
urologist, Dr Aref el Seweife told Vice: ‘In worst cases, it can lead to
an enlarged artery in the scrotum and the testicles die.’
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Here's
the gist: a frozen canister about the size of a milk jug was stolen from an
unlocked barn belonging to Daniel Weness sometime last week.
"There
is a market for this, a lot of people bid on it or purchase it instead of
transporting their animals to and from site," he told Valley News Live.
"They can purchase this vial of bull semen and inseminate their cow and I
guess it's just a more reliable way to do it."
So
far, there are no suspects.
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Seven Bizarre Sex Stories You Couldn`t
Make Up.
(Metro.)
Cheese,
anyone?
***
Disgraced
NFL star Darren Sharper to Undergo Bizarre Penis Testing. (NYDailyNews.)
Disgraced
former NFL Pro Bowl safety Darren Sharper will have to undergo regular penile
plethysmograph testing after serving a 20-year federal prison sentence as part
of his guilty plea tied to the sexual assault of nine women in four states.
One
of Arizona's probation stipulations, which include lie detector tests, is
submitting to a penile plethysmograph, which gauges arousal by attaching a
sensor to the penis and then flashing sexually-graphic images to get a
response.
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The Spy I Loved, by Dusty Miller on Smashwords.
