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Saturday, April 11, 2015

Sex News Roundup, Apr. 11, 2015.































Constance 'Dusty' Miller








Chinese Cops Bust Computers Busting Porn Ring. Keep Up Good Work. (ShanghaiList.)

Since the regime’s crackdown on porn, Police Porn Analyst is the fastest-growing job category in the nation.

Don’t tell Stephen Harper that. There are thousands of Conservative sympathizers who would just love to sit around at seventy grand a year analyzing porn for criminal activity.

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Former Royal Navy Guy Steals Waterproof Clothing In Bizarre Fetish.  (WesternMorningNews.)

Keep those galoshes locked up, boys and girls. Unless you’re wearing them on the train.

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Japan’s Mystery-Train-Ejaculator-On-Women Finally Caught. (Metro.)

Hmn. Interesting. The gentleman has obviously overcome the social fear of ejaculating on someone on the train.

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Glenn Burnie Man Gets 11 Years for Sex Trafficking. (MyFox.)

Prosecutors say Tinsley met a 15-year-old runaway in downtown Baltimore in May 2013 and asked her to live with him at a motel. Prosecutors say the two began having sex, and soon after that, Tinsley encouraged the girl to prostitute herself to pay for the motel room and provide him with additional money.

Prosecutors say Tinsley monitored the girl's sexual encounters, and sometimes negotiated the deals himself.

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Man With Enlarged Penis Can No Longer Have Sex. (citi97.3)

Micha Stunz, 45, has enlarged his penis with silicon injections and now owns a member weighing approximately 4.3kg.

If you are wondering its dimensions, it is currently 3.5 inches wide and 9 inches long.
German urologist, Dr Aref el Seweife told Vice: ‘In worst cases, it can lead to an enlarged artery in the scrotum and the testicles die.’

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Thieves Steal $70,000 Worth of Bull Semen. (HuffPo.)

Here's the gist: a frozen canister about the size of a milk jug was stolen from an unlocked barn belonging to Daniel Weness sometime last week.

"There is a market for this, a lot of people bid on it or purchase it instead of transporting their animals to and from site," he told Valley News Live. "They can purchase this vial of bull semen and inseminate their cow and I guess it's just a more reliable way to do it."

So far, there are no suspects.

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Seven Bizarre Sex Stories You Couldn`t Make Up. (Metro.)

Cheese, anyone?

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Disgraced NFL star Darren Sharper to Undergo Bizarre Penis Testing. (NYDailyNews.)

Disgraced former NFL Pro Bowl safety Darren Sharper will have to undergo regular penile plethysmograph testing after serving a 20-year federal prison sentence as part of his guilty plea tied to the sexual assault of nine women in four states.

One of Arizona's probation stipulations, which include lie detector tests, is submitting to a penile plethysmograph, which gauges arousal by attaching a sensor to the penis and then flashing sexually-graphic images to get a response.


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